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Sex is all around us. What was once a taboo and often hush-hush subject is now found in billboards, television ads, movies, books, and even animated cartoons. Now, even kids are being educated about sex as early as possible (there’s no more of that “The stork brought you to us, dear” thing) and teenagers are openly admitting to it, some even going as far as blatantly announcing it to all who would care to hear. In most countries, the sex industry is one of the major revenue earners.

Sex is a natural part of life, and is a prominent part in human reproduction and survival. Plus, sex is just fun, period. As one man said, “Sex is like Pringles. Once you pop, you can’t stop!”

Part of the fun of sex is in the experimentation. The Kama Sutra was made, and lovers all around the world rejoiced across centuries. The location is also as important as the positions and techniques used. Sure, nothing beats the good old bed, but if people were not adventurous, then there wouldn’t be anything interesting happening in places such as the kitchen, the office, or even the backseat of the car. The thing is, even those places can become boring and ordinary, especially to the very adventurous couple. The world is such a big place that to limit sex to just a few places almost seems criminal! To help set you off to a good start, here are four unusual places you can have sex in. And remember, it’s all in good fun!

1. In a hot-air balloon. There’s just something fun and metaphorical about having sex hundreds of feet in the air. Just ask any member of the Mile High Club. Maybe it’s the thought that you’re above everyone else, and closer to heaven as you go on your own personal “heaven”. Maybe it’s the excitement that there’s a fairly reasonable chance that you could fall to your death hundreds of feet below. Or maybe it’s because when you both are the only people for miles above and below; who knows? In any case, a hot-air balloon is definitely one of the more romantic—and unusual—place you and your partner can make love in. Just make sure that no plane or other aircraft passes by, or you’ll probably cause some major aircraft crash. Also, unless it is your very own hot-air balloon, remember to clean up, or else you’ll be barred from renting one ever again.



2. On a tree in a dense jungle. How do you make a hot, steamy activity even hotter and steamier? No, not in the sauna, although that could work. Do the deed in the jungle! The Amazon has trees hundreds of years old that are so big, you can practically build a house on them. Just climb any of these trees, choose a spot that’s mossy and smooth and what looks like a nest, and then get down and dirty, literally. And remember that while the jungle can be dense and sweltering, it can be cool in trees due to moisture, so you can still be comfortable while sweaty. The jungle is also perfect for those who have Tarzan and Jane fetish; you can act out this fantasy without looking or feeling like an idiot.Of course there are some things you have to watch out for. For one, the jungle is teeming with insects both usual and out of this world, so you better be careful or else you’ll just find yourself riddled with insect bites. Also, while doing the two-backed beast routing, make sure there actually aren’t any beasts around. Having a Tarzan and Jane fantasy is great. Having a real gorilla join in on the fun, however, is pushing it a little too far.
3. On top of a running train car or caboose. People have sex on planes, why not trains? The only difference is that you can take it a step further in trains by using their car’s roof as your own personal sex playground. The thrill of doing it while the wind is rushing through your body at a relatively high speed is bound to be exciting. And to top it all off, all this is done in the open, so you’ll have a great view of the world around you while you’re humping. It’s plus points if the train happens to be one of those countryside-type trains so you get to see a grand view of mountains, lakes and the country. If you’ll do it at night, that adds a whole new magic to everything!



4. On the church’s altar. For something more local, you can sneak in on a church and then offer your love and passion to the deity by making love on the altar itself. Now, some of you might think that this is sacrilege but really, if the Greeks and Romans did it in their gods’ temples years ago, why wouldn’t it be acceptable for other religions? After all, religion has been espousing that sex is sacred. What better way to show your support of this by actually making love in a sacred place?There are several disadvantages to this, though. The top one is, of course, the strength of your religious belief. If your partner is the more traditional type, then this really wouldn’t fly, regardless of how much begging and bible-quoting you do. For some, religion has been rooted too deep into their psyche that there are just things you must not do or risk damnation. Second, it will be a bit hard pulling this off, since a church or any religious building is almost always guarded. Pull this off, however, and you will be the envy of your peers.

Regardless of the place, however, sex is meaningless if you’ll just do it without passion or emotion. The location is just there to enhance the whole experience. So the next time you decide to become too adventurous, make sure you’re doing it with someone you’re comfortable with to make the experience fun and, most of all, memorable. If you enjoy reading this article, you’ll surely be delighted by learning the Top Ten Sexual Positions.