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How to Determine a Bad Movie from a Good One, Beforehand
Posted By Paul On February 16, 2009 @ 11:57 pm In Entertainment, Internet, Various | 5 Comments

Watching movies is a hobby for most people. Not only do they relish the merits of the film, watching one is also a good way too kill time. A good movie, after all, leaves viewers with favorable impressions, even if it has a sad ending. The problem is, some films are marketed to be blockbusters, but in reality, they are nothing but dull and hurried pieces of work. As a movie lover, you should know what to avoid, otherwise you’ll end up wasting money in viewing or buying bad movies.
A bad movie is hard to distinguish from the get go, especially if its preview is well edited. A plethora of scenes nicely put together, along with appropriate music, can give good impressions, regardless if the movie is bad. However, if you’re pretty observant, you will notice a number of telltale signs that a movie is bound to flop. With some sleuthing and much knowledge about those signs, you can determine a bad movie from a good one, beforehand. Here are the strategies.
If you watch films frequently, you will notice different sets of voice-overs for the movie previews. The deep-toned ones usually present movies made by major Hollywood productions, some of them happen to be big-screen gems. As for the previews with slightly high-pitched narrators, they often point to poorly-made low-budget flicks.
The previews that have deep-toned voice-overs, of course, do not automatically reflect good movies. Though, the chances are much better than those with high-pitched ones. If you’re not convinced, watch several movie previews. You will notice that the deep-toned voice-overs are in the previews done by Miramax, 20th Century Fox and other well-known movie outfits. The high-pitched ones, on the other hand, are from previews made by obscure studios.
Some movie posters, instead of having the movie’s tag line, contain direct references to other movies, often critically-acclaimed or hundred-million-dollar hits. Sometimes these references are placed because the movie being promoted lacks the story or the quality to stand alone. The viewers, in turn, remember the referenced blockbusters. So they flock to movie theaters, in anticipation of a film having the same caliber as those referenced. In most cases, the viewers leave the movie theater perplexed and hugely disappointed.
Not all movies that make references, however, are lousy. Some of them refer to other movies for added marketing value. In the case of Hellboy 2, Guillermo del Toro was introduced as “From the Director’s of Pan’s Labyrinth.” The viewers then expected Hellboy 2 to have stunning visual effects just like Pan’s Labyrinth, which happened to be true.
So how do you determine the movie posters that point to bad movies? It’s simple. If the references are printed as big or even bigger than the names of the movie’s lead stars, that movie is most likely a dud.
Movie reviews are available everywhere. You can find them in the Entertainment sections of newspapers. You can also check out the movie review websites on the internet. Just so you know, movie critics get copies of movies right before or during the airing date. Once they see a particular film, they will write comprehensive reviews, which are either submitted to a publication or posted online. just keep yourself posted on these reviews and you’ll have a clear idea on what you should watch and what you should avoid.
There are times when a movie review is not accurate, especially if the critic is biased against a particular actor or director. Make it a point to read more than one review, so you’re sure you are getting your money’s worth for an upcoming film. Depending on a single critic is just too risky.
Not many flicks based from video games are considered “watchable.” In most cases, they get unfavorable reviews from critics and with good reason. These movies tend to have shallow storylines and cheesy dialogue, since the filmmakers deviate the screenplays directly from the game. Here are some of the factors why video games-turned movies are often lame:

Filmmakers are obviously constricted when working with video games. As a viewer, you’re better off watching a film that is much easier to create or recreate.
Unlike video games, graphic novels give the right amount of information for filmmakers to work with. The movie can center on a popular character or stay true to the original story. With everything drawn, many readers are curious on how the characters, settings and the story will look like in full-motion. The movie versions may pale in comparison to the graphic novels, but as motion pictures, they’re not bad. You may even find a more refreshing perspective to the story by seeing the movie.
Poorly marketed films have a great chance of being duds.
These movies are snubbed by the media and for good reason. Here are some of those reasons:
There are cases when unheard-of movies become sleeper-hits, but these films get much media attention after a few days of airing. If you think a low budget flick has potential, just wait for the media or the movie critics to pass judgment. You’ll eventually get the answers anyway.
Bookworms and film buffs have a great nose for good films. Bookworms, being knowledgeable in literature, can spot a good book just by reading the summary. Naturally, they can somehow adjudge a film just by analyzing the preview. As for film buffs, they can ascertain a film’s visuals through the preview and from there, predict the story.
Both individuals may generate different predictions, given the varied sources of their opinions. You can consult them both, weigh each answer, then adjudge if you should head to the movie theater or not.
Movies, when finely made, makes viewers want to applaud during the credits. They even change the lives of people who can relate to the theme and characters. A bad movie, on the other hand, makes you wish you were doing something else, instead of watching. If you apply the right strategies, you will surely land on every good film, as if you had Midas’ golden touch for instant movie classics (Learn how to make movies [1]). Happy viewing! Those were the key ingredients why movies become blockbusters, just look at the list of the Top ten blockbuster movies of all time [2].
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